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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or aSoutherner? Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the followingquestion:You're walking down a deserted street withyour wifeand two small children.Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knifecomes around the corner,locks eyes with you,screams obscenities,raises the knife, and charges at you...You are carrying aKimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are anexpert shot.Be Careful How You Vote http://harold-1stamendment.com/id33.html1 of 4 5/12/2023, 5:17 PMYou have mere seconds before he reachesyou and your family.What do you do?THINK CAREFULLY ANDTHEN SCROLL DOWN:Democrat's Answer: ·Well, that's not enough information to answer thequestion! ·What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? ·Does the man look poor or oppressed? · Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? ·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire himto attack? ·Could we run away? ·What does my wife think? ·What about the kids? ·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock theknife out of his hand? ·What does the law say about this situation? ·Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? ·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to my children? · Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? ·Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he becontent just to wound me? · If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my familyget away while he was stabbing me? ·Should I call 9-1-1?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ... Republican's Answer:BANG!............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... Southerner's Answer:BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!Click.... (Sounds of reloading)BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!ClickDaughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!''Were those the Winchester Silver Tips orHollow Points?!Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to aTaxidermist!

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